Thursday, July 9, 2009

Welcome to the Stage of Constant Rebuilding

To Our Peeps,

Welcome to our first blog! We have taken off the diapers and discovered this thing called the internet. Short and sweet – Scott and I (Cody, nice to meet you) have set up The Rebuilding Project to voice our thoughts on sports stories, personalities, uniforms, video games, everything inbounds, out of bounds, and everything in between. Hate it, love it? Post comments or send us a shout to therebuildingproject@gmail.com. We will constantly be adding updates, pictures, links, and all sorts of goodies (and/or crap) to flood your brains.

Say our government’s executive branch had a special department for athletics and sports alike. Fortunately, this branch does not oversee cheerleading, golf, or NASCAR as they do not qualify under said categories. The United States Department of Sports would have to file reports, hold hearings, and discuss issues pertaining to sports, personalities, and happenings. In my perfect vision it would be much like those Man Laws commercials where the meetings were held in an undisclosed underground location in a sound proof glass box (yes, there would be beer served – PBR anyone?). With other government agencies and buildings like NORAD and the Pentagon having underground segments to their buildings this surely would have to be buried deep and only seen by the elected committee (more on the committee to come later). This glass case will be called “The Cube of Enlightenment”. Once a year the USDS would have to file their annual State of the Sports Nation Address. Each member is cloaked and faces unseen until they step to the podium for their specific address. ….(seriously more to follow on this on another day)

Basically sci-fi sports fantasies set aside, this ladies and gentlemen is what Scott and I are reporting on for our first State of the Sports Nation Address. We have made it easy to follow for all you Bill Snyder-ites out there. 4 simple categories: What’s Great, What’s Good, What’s Bad, and What’s Ugly (aka What’s Sheldon Williams).

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